The Secret phone call from MMSingh to Sonia


4 Heinekens and a bowl of lentil soup later on a dark Sunday night, our dear Mr. Prime Minister has finally found the courage to let his heart do the talking. He flicks out his latest Samsung Guru from the left pocket of his dhoti and dials Madam….He clears his throat and as soon as the phone is picked up, he starts crooning…

MMSingh:  O meri Soniya re, Soniya re, Soniya re…Dedunga jaan judda mat hona re…

SoniaGadhi:  Oho PMji, have you started taking those 30+ pills again? How come dancing and prancing suddenly? Atleast do it in front of the 4th estate, they think that the government is run by a phantom who ghostwalks and rarely talks.

MMSingh: I am learning na, taking PR lessons from Rakhi Sawant on how to talk to the media, though I won’t be able to dress up like her. Btw, shouldn’t we discuss on the re-shuffling of the jokers in the pack, rather than my visibility skills?

SoniaGadhi:  Well, ofcourse – that reminds me, what did you do to Pranab? He was sobbing like a girl having her virgin introduction to PMS yesterday.

MMSingh: What to do Madam, he wants a share in each portfolio? I explained to him that this is not an Indiabulls stocks portfolio, but the cabinet of the Indian government!

SoniaGadhi: These bongs I tell you, so literate and literature-driven. Mukherjee has certainly taken ‘Jack of all trades’ idiom to his heart. You leave him to me, how are you planning to tackle all the thunder from down under? Last heard the DMK is planning to ask for a separate country called South India based on South Sudan’s caesarian birth last week!

MMSingh:  Don’t worry about them – most of these Maran types are booked in the 2G scam…And now that we have launched 3G, I expect many more to fill up Tihar jail. (We’ve installed Dish TV in some of the cells for them – platinum package, which includes Sun TV and Gemini TV also)… *Apdi Poda Poda* starts dancing

SoniaGadhi:  Ok ok, control your motions…Btw, what’s your plan for 2nd October? Let’s do something pathbreaking this year.

MMSingh: I’ll break the Dahi Handi, yipeeeeeee!

SoniaGadhi: Uff, when will you read the festival calender carefully PMji? The 2nd of October is not Gokulashtami but Bapu’s birthday. Everyone is doing something – Annas & Babas are fasting, Rahul is walking 18 kilometers a day, and I’m wearing these faux khadi saris!

MMSingh: Oh ho, there are 365 festivals inIndia and I’m not Chacha Chaudhary whose brain is faster than a computer, no? I have an exhaustive 2 point agenda for that holiday – 1) to train our party members on Gandhi’s  experiments with truth and 2) take bhangra lessons from Suhkbir. Elaborating point 1, I will teach Rahul on how to smell weed properly to enhance his grassroots program and show cultural classics like KJo’s Dostana to Golum Nabi Azaad to make him understand the 25 Key Benefits of falling in love with a man…

SoniaGadhi:  Bhangra at this age, naughty boy?

MMSingh: I also want to be fit and furtila like you Italians naa, a la Silvio Berulsconi 😉

SoniaGadhi: Now, that’s more like my Bond! Should I serve your martini shaken or stirred?

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